Texas de Brazil

Don cashed in his Christmas gift from Ashley and Bobby today. Last December they couldn’t think of anything to buy for him, so they gave him the perfect present – a homemade coupon for a meal at Texas de Brazil.

Don likes food. And he can eat a lot. Texas de Brazil features endless servings of delicious meat. This was the perfect present!

Bobby even provided the transportation to Texas de Brazil which is in Pittsburgh. He gave Don a choice between vehicles to ride in: Smart and economical or Bitchin’. They ditched the Toyota and took The Jeep. Blue skies and 80 degrees, freedom panels off. Perfect ride!

Thankfully they didn’t have to go rock climbing in order to make it to the restaurant.

Pittsburgh is a beautiful city with lots of artsy and outdoorsy folks. There is a plethora of things to do there.

The guys had 12:00 reservations and arrived hungry enough to eat a horse!

Luckily, there are no horses on the menu. Actually, there isn’t a menu!

The main game at Texas de Brazil is meat. Beef, chicken, pork and lamb. The lunch choices vary only slightly from dinner, with three prime meats added to the evening selections.

Ever heard of the meat sweats? It is a real thing caused by massive consumption of animal protein. I had to Google it because it sounded made up to me.

Don and Bobby lasted through one hour of meat gorging. Unsurprisingly, Bobby said the food in the beginning tasted better than the last few things they ate. We need to find a eating competition and sign these two up. They could give Joey Chestnut a run for his money!

Photo credit: Bobby Rogers

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